How to Make Good Shows Bad (BOOTLEG EDITION)

DISCLAIMER: The Gregory Horror Show and Midnight Horror School sections contain swearing. Here, we get good shows and try to make them as bad as possible... BOOTLEG EDITION! Official version: https://random.miraheze.org/wiki/How_to_Make_Good_TV_Shows_Bad

Camp Lazlo

 * Make every character sound like Donald Duck with laryngitis.
 * And also make everyone super unlikeable.
 * Make Edward torture the main characters to death, so much that he gets the most screen time out of all the characters.
 * Remove Clam. (NOOOOOOO)
 * Have twerking in every episode.
 * Flanderize Scoutmaster Lumpus to death.
 * Make Raj more stupid than he already is.
 * Make Patsy a girly-girl instead of a tomboy.
 * Switch the animation to low-budget flash animation made by Cookie Jar Entertainment.
 * Milk it even more than Teen Titans Go and Johnny Test combined, to the point that it's the only show that airs on the channel.

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

 * Flanderize all the characters.
 * Wubbzy becomes a super annoying spoiled brat that never shuts up.
 * Widget becomes an idiotic Mary Sue that can't even answer simple questions.
 * Walden becomes the boring know-it-all character that does the same thing every episode.
 * Daizy becomes a Megward the Wizard that tortured by every single character.
 * Lower the animation budget.
 * Butcher all the morals.
 * Make it a show only made to sell toys.
 * Also lower the voice acting budget so that everyone uses the cheesy built-in computer microphone.
 * And switch the voice actors so that they don't even sound like they used to.
 * Include obnoxious toilet humor, pop-culture references and butt jokes.

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Suggested by @Bobbledoll9.


 * Like Wubbzy, flanderize all the characters.
 * Make Bloo more lousy and obnoxious than he already is, and also a Karma Houdini.
 * Make Mac even more of a boring know-it-all than Walden.
 * Make Wilt way too obsessed with sports so much to the point that it's the only thing he talks about.
 * Make Coco never shut up.
 * Make Eduardo a Gary Stu that always gets what he wants.
 * Make Frankie Foster more rude and arrogant than she already is.
 * Bring back Bendy.
 * Make the animation extremely stiff and jaggedy.
 * Bombard the episodes with unfunny and juvenile jokes that repeat more than 10 times.
 * Just like Camp Lazlo, add twerking to every single episode.
 * Make scenes drag on for way too long to add on to the runtime.
 * End the series in a massive cliffhanger.
 * Make the episodes extremely boring and full of overused clichés.

Come and Learn with Pibby!

 * 1) Make Pibby cry too much.


 * 1) And also make her more annoying than Jar Jar Binks, Scrappy-Doo and D.W. Read combined.
 * Oh, and on top of that make her throw a massive tantrum over the smallest of things.


 * 1) Remove all the other main characters.
 * 2) Just like Camp Lazlo, switch the animation to badly-made Flash animation made by someone with little to no animating experiences.
 * 3) Remove the plot entirely.
 * 4) * Which makes the entire show feel pointless.
 * 5) Make the Glitch less menacing.
 * 6) Give the entire show rapid-fire pacing.
 * 7) Make the characters spout out corny and unfunny jokes for the entire episode for LITERALLY NO REASON.
 * 8) Get the show cancelled after 2 or 3 episodes.

PAW Patrol

 * 1) Make every character a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.
 * 2) And also make Mayor Humdinger a Butt-Monkey that gets tortured by literally everyone in Adventure Bay.
 * 3) Plus, make all the adults even more stupid than they already are.
 * 4) Fill each episode with scenes that drag on way too long to add to the runtime.
 * 5) On top of that, also give all the episodes gimmicks so that they can sell even more toys.
 * 6) Also make every character cry too much.
 * 7) Introduce a new character every 2 episodes for the sake of toys.
 * 8) Downgrade the CGI animation to make it look ugly and unprofessional.

Moose & Zee
by ProjAt
 * 1) Like Wubbzy and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, flanderize all the characters.
 * 2) Also make them super annoying.
 * 3) Just like Wubbzy, butcher the morals.
 * 4) Make Zee talk to ruin everything.
 * 5) Like Pibby, give the entire show rapid-fire pacing.
 * 6) Make the animation badly animated CGI.

The Fairly OddParents

 * Like Wubbzy, Foster, and Moose & Zee, flanderize all the characters.
 * Cosmo becomes a stupid idiot that causes chaos and insanity.
 * Wanda becomes a perfectionist that pushes others to be perfect.
 * Timmy becomes boring and repetitive.
 * Replace the animation with the storyboards.
 * Make Cosmo sound like a broken Atari 2600 with banana peels shoved in its cartridge slot.
 * Make Wanda sound sarcastic and bossy.
 * Make Timmy moan constantly.

by ProjAt

Arthur

 * Make D.W. the main character.
 * Also give her the most screen time out of all the characters.
 * Give everyone the same voice actor with random pitch changes.
 * Animate the show in the most low-budget Flash animation possible.
 * In fact, don't even make it animation at all. Just random stock images being stretched around to simulate movement.
 * Make the episode plots way too similar to Bubble Guppies. In fact, just copy and paste them from that show.
 * Add random text to speech if the voice acting gets too expensive and has to be paid halfway.
 * Air the show live, which adds to the sloppiness.
 * To put it simply, just make the entire show feel like a stale, soggy hamburger.

Naomi Iwata Cartoons

 * All of them are on Youtube instead of on TV.

Pecola

 * Make all the characters loud and obnoxious.
 * Pecola becomes addicted to crack instead of pudding.
 * Make everything sound like earrape.
 * Remove all the running gags.
 * Make the bakery randomly shoot bread at Pecola.
 * Make the show feel like a Youtube Poop.
 * Also add random explosions.
 * Animate the show on Mario Paint.

Gregory Horror Show

 * Make the show a fucking joke.
 * Add cheap jumpscares at the end of every show.
 * Make Judgement Boy extremely stupid and unable to judge anything accurately.
 * Add random meme references.
 * Also make all the characters randomly dab.
 * Replace the animation with unedited footage of the PS2 game dubbed over by a 10-year old with a microphone from the flea market.
 * Speaking of the PS2 game, release it on Scratch instead of the PS2.
 * Instead of making sprites for the game, literally just add JPEG images of the characters.
 * Edit the show in Windows Movie Maker.
 * Add Thomas the Tank Engine into The Last Train.

I'm pretty sure if this were real, Naomi or whoever made this would regret making it.

Midnight Horror School

 * Make all the voice actors 12-year olds.
 * Reduce the budget to $1 Iranian Rial.
 * Produce the show in India.
 * Replace the theme song with the Lucky Start theme over PNGs of the characters.
 * Make Yumyum the main character instead of Hikky.
 * Make the episodes end randomly.
 * This makes the series end on a cliffhanger.
 * Make the show's animation sloppy and unprofessional.
 * The characters are just moving PNGs of themselves made in MS Paint.
 * Just like Gregory Horror Show, edit the show in Windows Movie Maker.
 * Like Wubbzy, Foster, M&Z, The Fairly OddParents and Demon slayer, flanderize all the characters.
 * Ampoo is a butt-monkey that is constantly plugged into an outlet by other students.
 * Borocca becomes a fucking jerk that gets electrocuted constantly.
 * Borocca will die if he opens his umbrella head.
 * Chaps pollutes the ocean for no reason.
 * Docky becomes an absolute maniac that crashes into random stuff for no reason.
 * He's also super irresponsible and sets the school on fire in one episode.
 * Enton catches fire every 2 seconds because of the smoke on his head.
 * Fonton constantly barfs blue ink and is always sick.
 * He barfs the ink on people who disrespect him.
 * Genie is like an actual genie and grants 3 wishes to every student. All of the wishes go horribly wrong.
 * Hikky becomes a corpse with no personality at all.
 * Inky is extremely dumb due to his brain being ink and he can't even answer 1+1.
 * His ink will explode if exposed to high temperatures.
 * Juno becomes a Mary Sue alpha bitch that never shuts up about jewelry and fashion.
 * She also beats up everyone who disagrees with her.
 * Her plant can turn into a gun. In one of the episodes, she kills Genie with it.
 * Kabo randomly jumpscares people for absolutely no reason at all.
 * Liddy plays her piano head terribly.
 * Her awful playing can be heard throughout the entire school.
 * Magnero is addicted to robots and is insane. He only builds nukes.
 * He also has a ROB amiibo that he holds 24/7.
 * Noisy screams every word she says.
 * This happens so often that every episode that she's in has a volume warning.
 * Onpoo constantly sings and loses her voice every time.
 * When she loses her voice, she loses it for half the episode.
 * 7 episodes before the finale, Onpoo permanently loses her voice.
 * Piranin becomes an obnoxious piece of shit that is scared of everything, even himself.
 * Quicky is always hyper and acts like he's on LSD.
 * Rosso becomes a fucking fillbot.
 * Spimon causes false emergencies and constantly rings the fire alarm.
 * He also constantly throws himself into the wall with his tail.
 * In one episode, make him set off a ballistic missile alarm and get the whole school to evacuate.
 * Tubee constantly drinks lean and is addicted to purple stuff.
 * Usop is a bottle of pepper spray and randomly pepper sprays people.
 * He's also a Megward the Wizard that constantly gets stabbed by Borocca.
 * Vincent constantly gets his candy stolen.
 * Make Watt an ape that can only say "butt" and his own name.
 * Mr. X is secretly Pecola and is the only normal character in the show.
 * He's also very depressed.
 * Yumyum is more of an asshole than he's ever been.
 * He's also super fat.
 * Zobie is stupid and spells every word wrong.
 * He also thinks he's part of BTS.
 * Replace the soundtrack with unedited BTS songs.
 * Replace the sound effects with Roblox sounds.
 * Make Noisy report propaganda instead of news
 * Make all of the dubs racist and annoying.
 * Make Genie magenta.
 * In one of the episodes, make Watt explode.
 * Add random references to Sonic, BFDI and MLP.
 * Make Yumyum burp and fart constantly.
 * In one of the final episodes, Juno's plant and Inky have a wedding and a terrifyingly long kissing scene.
 * Make every episode under 5 minutes long since the show is made by a fucking 13 year old.
 * Ruin the teachers.
 * Ms. Peginand becomes addicted to butter.
 * Make Mr. Tigerl a crybaby.
 * He also holds a Barney doll 24/7.
 * Turn Mr. Salaman into a literal piece of salami that is eaten by the class every time he appears.
 * Make Lure the Fisherman break the elevators every time he appears.
 * Make all the vending machines break each time a penny is inserted into them.
 * This becomes a major plot point in one episode.
 * Mr. Book Depository Machine becomes extremely stupid and collapses the entire library if he misplaces a book.
 * Include GoAnimate elements such as punishment days, grounded threats, etc.
 * Add random My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic references for no reason.
 * In the final episode, Docky accidentally sets off one of Magnero's nukes and blows up the school, killing 25 of the students.
 * The only one who escapes is Mr. X, who reveals his identity as Pecola.
 * Make 110 episodes.
 * For some reason, all the important things happen in episode 103.
 * In one episode, make Yumyum squirt out all of Tubee's paint to kill him and have the students confuse it for lean.
 * Make the first episode really sloppy, but make the series better as time goes on.
 * Make an entire episode about Gangnam Style.
 * Reduce everyone's voice to practically nothing.
 * Make Usop's catchphrase "p*nis".
 * Make the characters randomly blurt out p*nis jokes.
 * Make an entire episode where the students just throw pineapples at eachother just because Magnero brought gum to school.

Notteke Explet's/Ride On the Express

 * Give everyone BFDI mouths.
 * Reduce the framerate to 2fps

Battle for Dream Island
This is stupid.
 * Make all the challenges generic and predictable.
 * (HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO WRITE THIS) Flanderize all the characters.
 * Flower's even worse than she already is.
 * Blocky randomly kills people for no reason.
 * Firey and Coiny have anime fights frequently.
 * Make Rocky's vomit realistic and disgusting.
 * Turn 4 into... whatever the fuck that thing is. →→→
 * Cancel the show after 4 episodes on a MASSIVE cliffhanger.

Yo Gabba Gabba!

 * Make everyone except for Toodee insanely stupid.
 * Make the musical segments have nothing to do with the episodes.
 * Make the costumes out of cardboard.
 * (Please help. Jay is trapping me in his basement and forcing me to write this.) Flanderize all the characters.