How To Make An Absolutely Horrible Show

Here's a tutorial on how NOT to make a show. The awful show we're gonna make today is called Scratchy and Friends, based off the Scratch mascots.

How it sucks

 * Everyone's the most irritatingly awful person to ever exist.
 * Scratch Cat is a generic protagonist who's also a party pooper pants that never shuts up. 99% of the time, he's the one making the problems in every episode, and never gets punished for it.
 * Gobo is a Gary Stu who always gets what he wants. He commits child abuse on Giga constantly.
 * Giga is a Megward the Wizard who's always tortured by the main characters.
 * Pico is a 🤓 whose catchphrase is "Ced" and always overcomplicates everything.
 * Nano is a spoiled brat that watches Elsagate 24/7.
 * Tera is a lanky b*tch that can only say "Scratch Cat" and her own name.
 * Evil Scratch Cat is a generic villain.
 * Everyone else either has no personallity or is a background character.
 * Despite being aimed at children, there are various innapropriate scenes and even swearing.
 * There are lots of "hip and cool" moments, including various episodes dedicated to trends, like Fortnite, fidget spinners and Pop-Its.
 * The animation is so terrible that it barely qualifies as animation. In fact, it is quite on par with drag-and-drop software like Go!Animate.
 * Episode plots are copy-and-pasted with little alteration.
 * All the sound effects are obnoxiously loud.
 * The voice acting is Microsoft SAM, and the script, if it exists at all, is very poorly written.
 * There are also unnecessary pop-culture references to movies, TV shows and video games, including flat out unauthorized cameos.
 * The most apparent example of this is in Episode 22, where Mario and Twilight Sparkle appear for no reason.
 * The backgrounds and props, if they aren't Scratch library assets, are mostly stolen Google Images.
 * A lot of episodes also teach bad morals. Some of them include:
 * "Christmas is about presents"
 * "Throwing tantrums can get your way"
 * "All mushrooms are edible and taste like cupcakes because they look like them"
 * "Lying to your parents is okay"
 * "Eating only candy all day is okay"
 * "Jaywalking in the middle of the road is okay"
 * "Skipping school is okay"
 * "Refusing to do things even when necessary is okay"
 * "Punch your siblings to get free stuff"
 * "Fake your death to get attention"
 * And that's only a handful of episodes.
 * There's unneccessary product placement.
 * In Episode 4, Nano goes to Walmart and throws a tantrum over a bag of Cheetos.
 * In Episode 10, Gobo throws tantrums over getting Coca-Cola, a Google Play gift card, and Nintendo Switch. It doesn't help that he gets it all at the end.
 * In Episode 17, the characters celebrate defeating Evil Scratch Cat by eating Kentucky Fried Chicken and Domino's Pizza.
 * In Episode 19, Nano steals an Adventure Time toy from Toys "R" Us.
 * Almost all of the music is stolen from Nintendo video games and other media.
 * The same applies to the sound effects as well.
 * Milk the show to death, and release 2 episodes at once on a daily basis.
 * Almost all screen time is put on Scratch Cat, and this even applies to episodes focusing on other characters.
 * The theme song is very annoying, and the lyrics are repeated over and over again, in a similar vain to The Nutshack 's theme.
 * The creator deletes all criticism related to the show, and even false copyright striked Daniel T. Gaming 's rant on the show.


 * The only redeeming quality is that the channel got terminated, and the entire show is permanent lost media.